I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)