Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right. (Henry Ford)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)