Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)